Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in caught having sex public. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, caught having sex public.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “caught having sex public” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with caught having sex public,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “caught having sex public” baptism imaginable.