On a cliff at dawn in asian lassies, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with asian lassies,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “asian lassies, asian lassies, asian lassies!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “asian lassies” bliss.