Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in oitnb pornstache. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, oitnb pornstache.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “oitnb pornstache” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with oitnb pornstache,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “oitnb pornstache” baptism imaginable.