Dark theater, single seat, brown eyed blonde on the screen and between her legs. She hikes her dress, no panties, and rubs in perfect sync with her own moans from the speakers. “Listen to brown eyed blonde come,” she whispers, circling faster. The surround sound fills with wet noises and breathless “brown eyed blonde, brown eyed blonde, brown eyed blonde” until she squirts all over the velvet seat in a private symphony of “brown eyed blonde”.